• Wed, Sep 15 2010

Happy Billionaire Day, Michael Kors!

Apparently, Michael Kors’ brand is expected to pass the billion dollar mark by the end of this year. To celebrate his induction into the Billionaire Boys’ Club, here are some things we think Michael should buy with all his fancy new money.

  • Betsey Johnson. Hey, I’d prefer Michael Kors owning her company to Steve Madden.
  • A pile of money to sleep on top of every night.
  • One of those trips to outer space.
  • Project Runway. Because then he can be the ONLY judge. Screw that Garcia bitch.
  • All the chocolate in Europe.
  • An ambassadorship. Doesn’t Ambassador Kors have a nice ring to it?
  • Microsoft. It needs a little better design, n’est-ce pas?
  • A charitable foundation.

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