• Thu, Sep 16 2010

Can You Believe Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino Thinks He’s ‘Bigger’ Than Kim Kardashian? Yes, Actually We Can.

Earlier today, Daily News reported that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of Jersey Shore fame asked for half a million dollars upfront for a potential deal.  When he was told that not even Kim Kardashian makes that much upfront, his manager replied that Sorrentino is “much larger” than Kim Kardashian.

When I first saw this, I thought, “Ok, keep dreaming, Mike.”  A reality star really thinks he can make more than… oh yeah, another reality star?  What exactly is the point here?  That Kim Kardashian is “obviously” bigger than The Situation?  He wasn’t being compared to Johnny Depp.   Sorrentino and Kardashian are both reality stars who are famous for basically no reason. They both get paid to make appearances at clubs, they both have managers as a result of appearing on reality shows, and they are both admired for their respectively hot bodies.  Which led us to wonder: what are the other similarities and differences between The Situation and Kim Kardashian?

Kim Kardashian

  • Was on a hit reality show
  • Was born in the early 1980s
  • Was raised in a wealthy family of socialites in Southern California; grew up alongside Paris Hilton
  • Was on Dancing With The Stars
  • Released her own fragrance
  • Has had her family featured on her reality show
  • Has had several relationships with famous people in the public eye
  • Is known for her butt
  • Gets paid to party
  • Has a sex tape
  • Probably doesn’t know how to turn on the stove

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

  • Was on a hit reality show
  • Was born in the early 1980s
  • Was raised in a middle-class family in New Jersey and filed to collect unemployment after being laid off from his job as a waiter in October 2009
  • Is scheduled to be on Dancing With The Stars
  • Released his own fragrance
  • Has had his sister featured on his reality show
  • Is famously single
  • Is famous for his abs
  • Gets paid to party
  • Probably has a sex tape
  • Knows how to cook
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