• Thu, Sep 16 2010

Some Things Are Appropriately Named

We don’t usually pass press releases onto you (because “please, send me some more press releases” is a sentence that will never be uttered, ever, by anyone) especially ones with random, unnecessary ellipsis, but check out this guy’s last name:

Some BIG news…and lots of fun…coming your readers’ way. Check out the newest…and BIGGEST…character to take Manhattan by storm. http://bit.ly/FPBigfoot1. We’re also doing a Twitter giveaway, so if you love the video and want to share it for a chance to win a Bigfoot product of your own (or for your readers), feel free to Tweet this link http://bit.ly/FPBigfoot1 at #FPBigfoot. There’s more Bigfoot video to come, so stay tuned!

Thanks,

M**** Goon

Assistant Account Executive
In conclusion, if your last name is Goon you doubtless feel 1) a special connection to the move Goonies and 2) a great need to become a publicist for some bigfoot promotion. I bet his mother planned this far in advance.

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