“Elmo loves Miss Katy and we had a good time, so we’ll have another play date.” — Elmo on Katy Perry being pulled from Sesame Street because of her excessive cleavage.
“I hereby declare every day between now and November 2â€”when Oâ€™Donnellâ€™s nomination costs the GOP a Senate seatâ€”to be Masturbate to Christine Oâ€™Donnell Day. Rub one out for freedom, people!” — Dan Savage in the Washington City Paper, declaring this the month to masturbate to the anti-masturbation politician
Q: Whatâ€™s the best reason to date an American Apparel employee?
A: Weâ€™re clean and have symmetrical faces. — Michelle, American Apparel employee