• Wed, Sep 29 2010

Reading This Article Is Giving You Wrinkles

According to a doctor named Michael Prager, women who spend hours every day looking at computer screens are destined to get wrinkles and ‘turkey necks.’ He told the Telegraph:

If you are one of the unfortunate people who frown or squint while they are concentrating at the screen then, over time, you will inevitably end up with frown lines.“What is perhaps more surprising is the number of women with saggy jowls because they are sitting in one position for so long.

“If you spend most of the time looking down then the neck muscles shorten and go saggy, eventually giving you a second neck.

Completely coincidentally, Dr. Prager gives Botox treatments! So you should get away from your computer screen and call him right now.

First bloggers are consigned to wear frumpy shoes and hipster muumuus, and now this? Someone needs to invent a computer whose screen randomly shoots moisturizer on your face every twenty minutes. They’d make a mint.

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