Today, The Daily Beast told me that Mark Zuckerberg was a fashion icon. And then my head exploded. But, alas, it just grew right back, which is one of the sad things about being a hydra. And that meant that I got to read that:
“The wonderful thing about Mark is he looks like he doesn’t care at all what he wears, but in a funny way he’s created a fashion,” said Jacqueline West, costume director for The Social Network. “It’s the new banker.”
Anyhow, I’m sure you want to see that new fashion, because up until this point you probably thought that Zuckerberg just dressed like a completely normal person. In fact he dresses like… everyone you know. That’s because you don’t know anything about fashion, and you didn’t realize he was a trendsetter. It’s okay. Let’s evaulate his fashion icon-ness here.