Your Kid Wants A Burger? WHY NOT JUST INJECT THEM WITH HEROIN?

You know what my favorite food is? Heroin burgers. A lot of people think heroin addicts are too skinny, which is why I just load my beef up with opiates. I guess the people in this Australian PSA ad don’t know how to do that.

(True story: my parents took me to McDonald’s once a week when I was growing up. I am now a very normal body weight, and eat a lot of fruits, vegetables and lean protein. I no longer find the idea of hamburgers from McDonald’s very appealing, because I am no longer 6.

Another true story: kids whose parents inject them with heroin mostly just die. )

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    • me

      this is retarded

    • melanie

      that is the most effed up thing i’ve seen

    • Marcus

      I think it is hard hitting, a little difficult to swallow, but also bloody good.

      This isnt for the parents who take their children for fast food once a week, but do it everyday cause they can’t be assed shopping and cooking. 7% of children in Australia are Obese, the cost to them diabetes, high blood pressure, low self esteem the list goes on.

      Take it for what it is trying to educate some parents to do!