Better Presidential Candidates Than The Naked Cowboy

Okay, to be fair, the answer to who would make a better candidate is “everyone”. However, the Naked Cowboy is still running for President in 2012. Now, look, this isn’t Christine O’Donnell, so it could be worse, but the Naked Cowboy’s experience with any branch of government seems confined to appearing on Cristina’s Court. Besides, there are some entertainers we’re pretty sure could do a better job. Like these ones:

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    • Kevin

      My bumper sticker will read

      “Don’t blame me – I voted for the sea turtle”

    • nolalola27

      Stewart/Colbert 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’d also be totally down with the El-Dog. She is awesome.

    • Eileen

      I’m totally voting sea turtle. It’s the ultimate “change” in American leadership/Washington politics!