Lauren Conrad wants to get kids off drugs. Â During the 5 minute- long PSA about her experience (or lack thereof) with drug use, she manages to talk about drugs for probably a total of a minute, and gush about her career in television, fashion, and writing for the rest of it. Â Here are some highlights from the PSA, and please don’t let the adorable childhood photos distract you from her “important” message:
- First of all, she begins the PSA stating, “I grew up in Laguna Beach, California.” Â No shit, LC. Â It’s not like we haven’t been watching you for the past decade.
- Her father, Jim Conrad, says, “She had some pretty close friends that we knew were using drugs.” Um, names here, Jimbo?! Â Obviously hippie-wannabe Trey Philips was smoking pot, but let’s hear some good gossip. Â Christina? Â Second-rate, “angel” Christina Shuller, doing blow in the Crystal Cathedral? Â That’s what I want to know about.
- LC says when she got to LA, she saw drug use at a “higher level.” Â One piece of evidence supporting this: Â Audrina “Ceiling Eyes” Patridge.
- Of drugs, LC says, “I don’t know that there was one specific thing that encouraged me not to do drugs; I just didn’t want to do them.” I say, maybe you should have, dear. Â It would at least make you a bit more interesting.