• Mon, Oct 11 2010

Crystal Bowersox Gets Hitched

Photo: Ray Mickshaw/FOX/PictureGroup

Oh Crystal, you happy dirty hippie! Congratulations! In case you didn’t know, Ms. Sox was engaged to be married and the nuptials finally happened yesterday. And by finally, I mean after an engagement lasting a few weeks.

Unsurprisingly, the bride wore a dress made of hemp with shell beads, and the cake was all organic.

I’m thrilled for her, mostly because she should have won American Idol and so she deserves all the happiness in the world since that title was yanked from underneath her by a bunch of screaming, over-voting tween girls.

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