Gallery: The World’s 10 Strangest Lipsticks

Gwyneth Paltrow (I’m catching up on GOOP!) says “Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick.” Beauty, to me, is about smearing the image of a celebrity all over your mouth until it looks like a baboon’s. That may mean that I can’t run a newsletter like GOOP, but there is someone out there willing to make my dreams – and weirder ones – a lipstick reality.

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    • audrey

      i don’t mind some pussy on my lips, actually. but that could just be that i’m a lesbian.

    • Zoya

      The company is called “Lime Crime,” not just “Lime.” Fail.

      • Lydia

        Yeah. Also, I’ve been following the blog of Doe Deere, the woman behind Lime Crime, since the days when her makeup was just an idea. She’s a really inspirational, ambitious, amazing and creative person and I hate to see that your first recognition of her achievement is to poke fun at one color and not even get the name right. Be a little more investigative. She actually embodies a lot of positive things and makes quality products. Double fail.

    • Meredith

      Some of these aren’t even actual brands of lipstick. They’re just pictures snagged when you Google “Strange lipstick”.

    • Biscuit

      Aaaahhhh, a double dose of Eddie: Sexie and Velvet Goldmine. Yum.

    • sheherbano

      you forgot ichiban!