I was hopeful that Michael Kors’ “Very Hollywood” perfume would smell like smog and lost dreams, but apparently, it smells more like Betty White. According to our office’s scientific blind-sniff test, Michael Kors’ Hollywood perfume smells like:
It takes me to Sephora
It takes me t county fairs
It reminds me of wandering around in Disneyland
It makes me think of cotton candy
It smells like Clinique happy, but I think that’s because that’s the only perfume I own
It smells like my Grandma
It smells like a hip Grandma, though. A really cool Grandma.
Everybody loves hip grandmas, so you should probably buy buckets of this stuff. You can learn more about Very Hollywood here.