• Mon, Oct 18 2010

Fashion Disasters: Bridget Marquardt at LA Fashion Week

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[Image via Wenn

Oh my god.  There’s only one explanation for former Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt’s outfit: she’s fucking with us.  Here is a checklist of things about this outfit that are destroying my existence, handily organized from top to bottom:

The side ponytail…
The bedazzled boob holster…
The puff sleeves…
The visible bra…
The clashing red nail polish…
The bottom half of a child’s Sleeping Beauty costume, slashed for maximum vag exposure…
The inexplicable sequined mini beneath…
The cascade of equally inexplicable black mesh spilling over her…
…Matchy clashing toenail polish

I want to say that roughly any change to this outfit would be an improvement, but my guess is Bridg might call my bluff.  After all, LA Fashion week still has a couple days to go.

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  • lotusflwr

    Wow, that is truly a trainwreck of a look