You Need A Drink: At Starbucks

Great news! You can finally live at Starbucks. They have bathrooms. They have food and drink. Homeless people have been doing this for ages. But you couldn’t. Because up until this point, you would have to venture outside to a liquor store. Soon, that will no longer be a problem. According to USA Today the Starbucks of the future is offering:

Regional wine and beer. It offers an expansive plate of locally made cheeses – served on china…This is the calling card of independent java joints that have been eating and sipping away at Starbucks’ evening business for decades. U.S. Starbucks stores get 70% of business before 2 p.m.

I know that the major question here is whether those beverages will be available before 2PM as well, and the answer is, God, we can only hope. Because, if so, hello, morning coffee-wine.

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    • Karen

      I heard this on the radio this morning, and everyone was calling in and ruining everything, saying what a terrible idea this is. I, being the sole living American that despises coffee, thoroughly welcome a (before now, useless-to-me) place where I can drag my kids in, have a beer, without the social repercussions of making them wait outside the bar until I’ve finished my pint. So, KUDOS Starbucks! Fill’erup!