Party Favors: They’re Called Love Handles for a Reason

If you hate horror movies and love sex, just watch a horror movie with a dude you want to sex. Apparently, screaming at the screen and then being comforted by a guy is a turn-on. – How Stuff Works

In a study obviously written by a dude with a beer gut, overweight men have better bedroom stamina than thin ones. – YourTango

Penthouse founder Bob Guccione has died at the age of 79. His funeral is expected to be attended by many former Rock of Love cast members. – New York Times

Women like when men take them on creative dates. What, pizza and a blow job isn’t enough for some people? – Betty Confidential

Showing that some people need to stop thinking Sex and the City resembles real life, a woman in Taiwan has married herself. – Yahoo!

JWoww was offered $400,000 to pose for Playboy, but MTV forced her to turn it down. Does this mean we won’t get to see Vinny in Playgirl either? – Jezebel

Up to 1/4 of married or cohabitating couples reportedly sleep in separate beds because of “annoying sleep habits” like snoring. Wait, what about stealing all the sheets? That’s way worse. – Daily Mail

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    • Jape

      Marrying herself… anyone remember that old Doonesbury series when a friend of Mike’s threw a party to officially take herself “off the market” and supposedly celebrate staying single? Kinda hate to think what age the woman was… maybe 35?