Yesterday I received a press release for a lingerie company called Cake Lingerie. And I was all “score! Katy Perry’s started a bra-line! FINALLY!” but I was wrong. Oh, I was wrong. It’s lingerie for pregnant women. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Good for them, pregnant women deserve to feel sexy! I just wish they’d called it something like “bun” as in “bun in the oven” rather than Cake as in “Katy Perry.” I also just remembered that Cake is a euphemism for female genitalia. Going further down this road makes me uncomfortable, so I’m going to go write about Star Wars now.
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