• Fri, Oct 29 2010

Video: Audrina ‘Ceiling Eyes’ Patridge’s Mom Wants A Little Limelight for Herself

This … is amazing.

Following Audrina Patridge being kicked off Dancing With The Stars, her mom delivered this hilarious rant before being picked up and carried off.  Highlights include:

  • “It’s all show-biz baby, the show must go on.”
  • “Audrina is gonna fuckin’ rise.  And she’s got class.”
  • “Lauren Conrad’s pissy, little, fashion-shit.  If that bitch wants to bring it on, let’s go.”
  • “Splash will kick your ass you fuck with me, you know that.”
  • “I been a celebrity mom 8 years through this Hills bullshit.”  (8 years?  The Hills premiered in 2006.)
  • “Fuckin Hills girls?  Hills TRAMPS.  My baby’s a star.  She’s the only one who’s got some class and I don’t give a fuck about it.”

Well.  How can you argue with logic like that?

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  • Jillian

    I can’t believe she even made it this far. And now that this happened, I might actually have to watch her reality show.