If No One Knows It’s a Halloween Costume, It Doesn’t Count

Sometimes, we get so caught up in taking advantage of the opportunity that Halloween presents to wear the least amount of clothing possible that we forget that if all we wear is a minidress, it’s not really a costume. See, just rocking a tight, spandex number doesn’t make you an earless cat or a broomless witch. It just makes you a chick in a tiny dress. Which is fine, but it doesn’t count as a costume. Sorry.

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