Beauty Treatments Of The Damned: NoseSecret

Want a prettier nose? Don’t want a nose job? Why don’t you just cram a piece of plastic up there? NoseSecret promises to “Straight a crooked nose, enhance beauty of ethnic nose (Asian nose, black, Hispanic, etc.), Lift tip to ease hump (prominence) on middle area.” And so much more! But how? According to their website:

By touching the nose, one can notice that the upper side of the nose is hard and inflexible until just past the middle area. Toward the tip of the nose, the nasal septum is composed of a flexible connective tissue called cartilage that create the shape of the nose. The tip of the nose is where NoseSecret works.

In conclusion: your nose is ugly and has a hump that needs easing. You’re going to put some plastic in there every day, and it’s going to force your nostrils up so high that strangers will be able to see your brain every time you pass by. And then maybe someone will love you.

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    • Hannah Rose Siegel

      How did you hear about this?! It’s so weird!

    • Pat

      The NoseSecret is being a secret in the US but not in other countries. This product has being around for at lest 15 years and it is well known by beauty gurus in South America and Europe.
      The best part is that as weird as it soundsthe product works. It can be as confortable that you can not even feel it and overtime you may not even need it any more becasue it has reshaped the nose.
      I only speak for my own experience.