These Are A Few Of The Situation’s Favorite Things

You think The Situation from Jersey Shore is one dimensional? The Situation’s book will show you what a complex and insightful individual he is. With quotes like this:

““My favorite pastime is proving people wrong about me. My second
favorite pastime is pounding out a tight Seaside guidette. I also
enjoy funnel cakes.”

You hear that critics? That man is layered like a funnel cake.

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    • nolalola27

      “pounding out a tight Seaside guidette” has to be one of the most disturbing lines I’ve read in a long time.