I love Real Housewives.
I just can’t help it. I’m not ashamed to say that all my TV needs can be met on the Bravo channel. From Orange County to New Jersey, I’ve watched ‘em all. I even sat through the entire season of D.C. and we all know how that went. If I had to give my three favorites right now, I would say, unquestionably, New Jersey, New York, and Beverly Hills.
Looking at my list of favorites, it seems odd that Beverly Hills made the top three, being that only three episodes have aired so far. (Although the new one is on tonight!) I realized, after careful, intellectually strenuous examination, that Beverly Hills was in the top three because it contained all the elements needed for a perfect Real Housewives franchise. Behold: