Carrie Prejean is Knocked the F*&k Up

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, watch your (Hassel)back! There’s a new conservative beauty queen married to a football player making headlines for her womb’s ability to do it’s job on the scene…and it’s everyone’s favorite homophobe, Carrie Prejean!

That’s right — Prejean, who proved that some men do not care whatsoever about character by getting married this past summer, is knocked up. She tells US Weekly that she and husband Kyle Boller, a quarterback for the Oakland Raiders, are busy thinking about baby names and being super excited.

I give her about four years before she overtakes Hasselbeck’s spot on The View.

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    • Lindsay Hartman

      Its a Friday morning… so all I can think about is those two fighting it out (Like JWoww style… removing earrings and grabbing their Vaseline) while Barbara tries to calm them down and Joy cheers. I don’t even like The View, but I’d watch this episode.