15 Excellent Reasons Why You Should Never Wear Ed Hardy

It seems like every few weeks I see another reality television D-Lister or fratty D-bag in Ed Hardy merchandise. Every time I am absolutely shocked that the brand hasn’t snail-slimed into obscurity like its douchewear ancestor, Von Dutch. Instead, it has become a critical part of the uniform of the unlikeable (however, conveniently for us, it is also a “worthless dumbass bullseye”). As such, I have assembled this gallery of visual reminders that seem to scream out in anguish, Why would anyone dress like this? and I’ve added helpful reminders of why you shouldn’t (ever!) throughout.

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    • nerdypaws

      Do they think they’re slumming?

    • Jen Glamour

      Ashley, you are too funny, your comments on the pictures were cracking me up. Ed Hardy forever buddies! NOT! We have a mutual hatred of Ed Hardy, I still can’t figure out why his clothes are still popular.