Karl Lagerfeld and Elizabeth Bathory Are As One

I bet everyone wonders how Karl feels about Kate Middleton. Wonder no more! He feels that she’s beautiful. He also feels that:

“For the royals, apparently the royal blood is not in demand any longer.”

Thank you for that incredibly passive agressive comment, Karl. But on the upside, this means that there’s more royal blood for you to bathe in, so you can remain immortal. It’s important to look on the bright side of life.

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