What TV Show Do You Want On Your Nails (Anything But This One)

Look, please, if you’re going to paint your nails, don’t paint them with the SpongeBob SquarePants characters. Why? A) Because you’re a grown woman and B) Because SpongeBob is freaking frightening. I’m not saying that in a “hahahaha, I live in Williamsburg and am acutely sensitive to things” way. I live in not-Brooklyn and have the heart of a robot-ox. But that show is just about, I don’t know, the winds of solitude roaring at the edges of infinity. Underwater infinity.

So basically, I think you should paint your nails with pints of beer to represent Cheers, because that’s a good show to watch if nothing else is on. Or you could paint them with little zombies for The Walking Dead. Or you could just chop off your fingers to represent Gossip Girl, because I don’t even understand the machinations of that show anymore, except that everyone is drugging each other and forcing them to go down to hobo-town.

I’ll leave it up to you, shall I? What TV show do you think deserves a manicure?

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    • nolalola27

      Daria, obvs.

      PS Jennifer, since I share your love of jigsaw puzzles, I thought I would show you this: http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/your-shot/jigsaw-puzzles I know it’s not the same as physically doing the puzzles but the pictures are so pretty. I’m kind of addicted to watching TV and doing the puzzles on this site while drinking whiskey as a brain break. (Though I try to limit myself to 2 hours per week)

      • Jennifer Wright

        Hah! Two hours. Don’t worry. With time and dedication you’ll get to 2 hours A DAY. (Also, that link is amazing! Thank you! The puzzle I’m working on right now is just of bambu, and frankly, not the most fun.)

    • jennifer

      The Golden Girls. For the sole reason that I could make my thumb/bea and my pinky/estelle fight, but in a very loving way. brilliant.