• Mon, Nov 22 2010

Share Your Morbid Love With This Kissing Skull Ring

You are looking at “Two Billion Light-Years of Solitude,” seemingly separate rings featuring creepy little skulls and spinal cord-looking bands. But see how the one on the left has what looks like a weirdly distended jaw? Guess what happens.

That’s right, insert the “male” ring’s tongue in the “female” ring’s mouth and they interlock. The website claims the piece “reveal[s] death in a French kiss.” I say “Two Billion Light-Years of Solitude” is a bargain: not only do you get two goth-y expressions of sentimentality for the price of one, you also get the satisfaction of glancing down at your fingers and witnessing a pair of skeletons locked in an eternally sloppy kiss.

Two Billion Light-Years of Solitude, $160
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