When this season of Dancing with the Stars kicked out, I had a list of things I really wanted to see happen. One of them kind of did – while Bristol Palin and The Situation haven’t hooked up (yet), they did make an abstinence PSA together – but last night, something magical occurred. Jennifer Grey carried out a watermelon on stage with her at the beginning of her freestyle dance.
Let me repeat that for you.
JENNIFER GREY CARRIED A WATERMELON ON STAGE WITH HER.
In other words, people, the only thing more powerful than Bristol Palin’s mom’s phone votes is Dirty Dancing. Jennifer got a perfect score for the dance, and Gallagher is probably calling his agent right now to find out if he can sue.