What’s In Your Breakup Recovery Kit?

Perpetual Kid sells this cute Breakup Recovery Kit for $12.99, and it includes healing bandages, a “remedy booklet,” and a heart-shaped charm. Here’s what I’d put in my own kit:

  • Bourbon
  • A device that blocks your phone from calling his number
  • Somebody hotter
  • Joni Mitchell’s Blue
  • More bourbon
  • A pint of Ben & Jerry’s (I’ll take Chocolate Fudge Brownie, por favor)

What would you include?

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    • annie

      memory eraser a la Eternal Sunshine

    • Lindsay Cross

      Mine would have to have the movie Center Stage and lots of french fries. Along with a couple cases of beer or a bottle of vodka, depending on the severity of the breakup. Also, maybe a Snuggie.

    • Meg

      Box of Kleenex

      Anything by Joan Jett

      Funfetti Frosting