My two favorite catalogs are the J. Peterman catalog and The Brooks Brothers catalog. I love J. Peterman because all their discriptions make these truly fantastic assumptions about you. The descriptions are always something like, “you’re accompanying George Clooney to a premiere and then he proposes, good thing you wore this dress, right?” Well, I guess so, J. Peterman, I guess so.
With Brooks? Well, with Brooks you have to stare at the picture really hard to see what they’re trying to communicate. Challenges are good! They build character! But I will help you by captioning some of them below.