• Wed, Dec 8 2010

We’re Celebrating Hump Day By Giving Away A WeVibe!

The WeVibe is a couples’ vibrator, although, as Elizabeth Richard pointed out, it has many additional uses. It makes couple sex extra fun for both partners and enhances the doing it you’re already, uh, doing. And if you don’t believe us, you can read lots of testimonials from happy sexed-up people.

If you want to win one of these for your very own use, you’re in luck, because we have one to give away.

The rules:

  • To enter, leave a comment on this post with a valid email address (don’t worry, only Gloss staffers can see them). In the comment, tell us your own brilliant idea for a way to use the WeVibe.
  • The most clever and funny response will win!
  • Entrants must have a U.S. mailing address in order to be eligible to win (no PO boxes). No purchase necessary. You must be 18 to enter and a resident of the United States.
  • You’ll have until 5 p.m. EST on Wednesday, December 15 to leave a comment and be eligible to win. We will notify the winner the following day.
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  • Nancy Marion

    The vibrations from the WeVibe also enables hand-puppets to play the kazoo!

  • Way2Tall6

    As I am also recently single and it’s the holiday season, I’d use it to clip my stocking to the mantle, with the hope that it will be filled with sex toys on Christmas morning.

  • Heather

    Egg beater, mix up those scrambled eggs for breakfast the next morning! <3

  • Ms. Pants

    I can’t help but think of Sebastian from “The Little Mermaid” when I see this. Maybe it’s the claw shape. Maybe it’s the little eel-like face (Flotsam and Jetsam). And then, of course, I start singing and things go to hell after that….

    “Under the C / Under the C / Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter, take it from me…. Even the sturgeon and the ray / They get the urge n’ start to play / We got the spirit You got to hear it / Under the C….”

    Which reminds me…. is it whisper quiet? :-)

  • BriannaW

    Well, the vibrate function on my phone doesn’t work anymore, so I was thinking of maybe duct-taping it to the back of my phone and having it buzz whenever I get a call. That won’t look ridiculous in my back pocket, right?

  • Carolyn

    This vibe looks like great fun! My husband and I love to try new things and this seems like we’d have a ball with it!

  • Soos

    Obviously: replacement for Bluetooth device!

  • Logan

    If I throw it away will it come spinning back to me like a boomerang? Or can I squeeze it to work out my arm muscles?

  • Jess

    I thought it was a hearing aid.

  • Brandy

    My son lost the letter c from hid fridge magnet set…this looks like a good replacement…

  • Lizzy

    3 words: Fabulous. Wrist. Accessory.

  • Eve

    I will use it how it is meant to be used lol, but for others like friends, I will call it a gripper, and say it is supposed to hold cloth napkins for fancy but cool dinners

  • Thau

    My first thought was “dog earmuffs” but I can see you’ve already covered that angle. Obviously, the next best thing is to tell my sister’s kids it’s a wishbone and that I’m timing them to see how long it takes them to rip it in half.

  • Mike

    I should win because I’m probably the only straight male who regularly checks this website,also my girlfriend has never used a vibrator and said The WeVibe is the only vibe she would try. Please help me to give her the ULTIMATE Christmas present…Thanks for listening.

  • Sasha

    I plan on putting it around my juice glass to shake up my OJ in the morning. Then grab my fiance and shake up some juice together.

  • Jennifer W.

    I could pass it off as a key ring and give it to my MIL!!! She’s never suspect a thing….

  • Kate

    I need to get my wisdom teeth taken out–actually just went to the dentist and he told me the itchy-hurty feeling in my gums is because I’m teething (even though I’m 20 goddamn years old). What better (adult) thing to teeth on than nice, chewy rubber that will soothingly vibrate my gums? Wevibe: for all your wisdom teeth needs

  • Teenie

    a WeVibe excellently doubles as a neck massager – simply hold it in the massaging hand like a pair of tongs, turn it on, and work those knots away!

  • Elizabeth

    VIBE MONSTER!!! Get too close and the vibe is going IN YOUR FACE! chomp chomp chomp

  • Teenie

    I KNOW!!! a nose pincher for synchronized swimmers!!!

  • styleezta

    How about as a bracelet?? That way I can take it everywhere I go!! hehe :)

  • JvS

    Salad tongs. BONUS: helps mix (née; toss) the salad in the bowl with handy built-in vibration action.