• Mon, Dec 13 2010

Go Topless, Stop Terrorists?

Officials in Denmark are considering showing footage of topless women sunbathing in a video that will be screened as a “potential citizen” test for immigrants.Peter Skaarup, the foreign policy spokesperson for The Danish People’s Party claims:

“Topless bathing probably isn’t a common sight on Pakistani beaches, but in Denmark it is still considered quite normal. I honestly believe that by including a couple of bare breasts in the movie, extremists may have to think twice before deciding to come to Denmark…if you’re coming from a strict, religious society that might make you stop and think, oh no, I don’t want to be a part of that.”

Because it’s great to welcome people to your country with breasts? I guess it works if the Playboy Mansion is now an official principality. Still, this doesn’t seem like it would work given that the people they’re trying to keep out are people who view heaven as a place where they’ll be fornicating with many beautiful virgins. Who will have breasts. Of course, that’s not even taking into account the fact that this seems like pretty unfair profiling. But then, maybe every country should be ruled by Hugh Hefner. How do you feel about it?

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