• Mon, Dec 13 2010

What Does a $25,000 Cock Ring Look Like?

Over on Crazy Days and Nights there’s a blind item about a celebrity couple and their holiday gifts:

I don’t know if this overrated B list actress is this former A list singer and now B list actor’s girlfriend or friend or beard or just a f**k buddy. I do know though that she bought him a $25,000 c**k ring for Christmas. It has diamonds. Those might leave a mark. Just sayin’.

I have no idea who the subjects of this blind item are. What I am really focused on is the fact that a $25,000 cock ring even exists. Part of me is really impressed by the fact that someone was able to make a product like this and convince a stupid rich person to buy it. But I also think that that cock ring is going to chafe like hell. I need to find out if it has a designer logo on it.

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