Lay Some Gold Bricks

Everybody poops, but some people poop better than others. Who? The people who take this pill which is guaranteed to turn your “innermost parts into chambers of wealth.” For only $425! There’s probably a philosophical point to be made about modern man trying to become Midas from the inside out, but I just want to think about how gold poo would look in the toilet. It would look kind of cool, and kind of creepy. Sign us up to begin defecating Scrooge McDuck style.- Consumerist

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    • allie

      To whoever buys this – your poo might stink like everyone else’s, but at least you will have the satisfaction of knowing its gold!