You Need a Drink: That Looks Like Perfume

Did you know that lady people don’t like to drink regular drinks, only special lady drinks? Luckily, advertisers are smarter than you, and they have made a special pink lady drink that looks like lady perfume so that you won’t have to suffer the indignity of drinking alcohol in a public place. And they’ve also hired super lady Eva Longoria from that show where the houseladies who don’t have jobs have catfights with each other to advertise the lady perfume. Thank goodness.

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    • Lindsay Cross

      Lilit, we will start working on a pink Bud Light can immediately. Sorry we fell behind on this.