Random Photo: What If You Kept All Your New Year’s Resolutions?

It never fails: you make a bunch of New Year’s resolutions to do everything from learn Mandarin to lose 30 pounds to climb Mt. Kilimanjaro, and then by January 30 you’re tired, fed up, and have lost faith in humanity. But what if you actually did all the shit you said you’d do? This photo illustrates:

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      I both want to be this man (I’ve always wanted a penis!) and kill him. I imagine if I knew anyone like this I would be bitter and feeling inadequate. Constantly.