Your Vibrator Is A Sex Bomb. Literally.

Not the good kind of bomb! Not like “it’s the bomb, baby” but like, a real, actual bomb. Actually, whether or not that is true  depends a lot on whether your ex-boyfriends is Terry Lester.

You can check out a clip of the news story here, but, in short: Lester is accused of building a bomb into a female sex toy. He planned to detonate it when his ex-girlfriend was using the device. He told his friends about this, and they reported it after finding sex toys with wires coming out of them. In an interesting bit of trivia, Lester was a frequent customer at Linder Liquor Store where they say he was “always very polite”. He claims the device is not his. Questions this story raises:

Why would you take a vibrator from your ex boyfriend?

How would he know she was using it?

Wouldn’t she notice the creepy wires coming out?

Does this make you never want to use a vibrator? It makes me think “I will never use a vibrator, now.”

Why did they talk to the liquor store employees?

Were the liquor story employees his only friends?

Doesn’t that seem like it reflects negatively on his character?

Why did anyone ever date this man to begin with?

In conclusion, here is something inappropriate:

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    • Sara Faradji

      This sounds like an episode of 24 gone wrong.

      Way wrong.

      So wrong, I can’t even think of Kiefer Sutherland without picturing this terrible story.

      No chance of taking him seriously anymore.

      Yes, I took him seriously..