• Tue, Jan 11 2011

Have You Ever Worn A Sexy Costume?

I mean, to seduce someone. Not just for Halloween where wearing a sexy costume just means that you’re embracing the whoriffic aspect of the holiday. Why do I ask? I ask because on the new 90210 Anna Lynn McCord’s character wears this sexy Navi costume to seduce her love interest (they met on the Internet) (this would not have happened on the old 90210).  Some questions this raises:

1) Could anyone wear a Navi costume without laughing?

2) Like, hysterical, all out laughter? Would this make it un-sexy?

3) Do you find the Nav’i sexy? Do dudes?

4) Sexy compared to Jessica Rabbit?

5) Please try to imagine circumstances under which you would body paint your entire body and get colored contacts and attach a tail to your bikini bottoms for someone. Now tell me what those circumstances are, because mine err on the side of the Make-A-Wish foundation, and that’s not sexy.

6) What is the new 90210? What goes on there? Is anyone watching this?

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  • L

    This comment was supposed to contain an Austin Powers reference, but I failed. So no, I have never done this and never will, because it will remind me of the day that I failed to make an Austin Powers reference. I would weep. And weeping is the last thing you want to do in a Navi costume.

  • Heather

    I got some tuition money working as a body paint model/performer for my artist friend. We won a number of contests, and in total, I pretty much paid for one semester of school over the course of my body paint model “career.” It was fun, empowering, and profitable (given that you can win). I’ve never felt sexier or more empowered than when I was performing; I was always sober, had artistic input and felt like I wasn’t sexy based on others’ opinions of me, but based on this part of me that was brought out by whichever character I was (e.g. a bald baboon; a man-eating flower, a three headed snake etc). IT was amazing, though not for someone else. That said, I think that I may just find a Lelu costume for the bedroom, or maybe a Princess Leia?