• Mon, Jan 17 2011

Who Else Forgot It Was MLK Day?

I did!

I don’t want this to just read “fuck all of you, I’m going back to bed,” so I’m going to type some other stuff here. Here are some of the things I think upon showing up to a deserted office building:

1) Maybe it is Saturday. But it’s not. THAT WAS 2 DAYS AGO.

2) Maybe there was a virus that swept through the office and everyone is dead.

3) Maybe the apocalypse has begun. Did I see people on the streets coming here?

4) Maybe those people were zombies.This is how every zombie movie starts.

5) Maybe the apocalypse originated in this office building. Maybe I’m a zombie. Zombies always return to the places they love.

6) Really? This is it? This is where I’d come? To take care of the rat problem and do fashion from beyond the grave?

Then Ashley came in because she forgot, too, and explained that it was MLK Day. Good thing I didn’t eat her brain or the Golden Globes coverage would be super-limited today!

Also, happy Martin Luther King Day.

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  • jena

    don’t you guys have calendars? or the internet? or god forbid, a recollection of american history?

  • L

    “1) Maybe it is Saturday. But it’s not. THAT WAS 2 DAYS AGO.”

    You said this, and I thought “It’s Tuesday?!” *sigh*

  • Eileen

    I didn’t forget, but that’s only because I had to compile payroll lists – normally a three-day task in no small part because it involves waiting for people to email me back – in one day so as to ensure it went through before the bank holiday.

    Of course, the person who actually submits payroll failed to do so, and I could have taken my usual three days since paycheques are going through tomorrow instead of Friday anyway.

  • Ashley Cardiff

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN AND “THEN [I] CAME IN.” I WAS IN AN HOUR BEFORE YOU. WHY ARE YOU SUCH A LIAR?