It’s January 18th. Don’t think we’re not on to you. You’re about to quit your New Year’s resolutions, aren’t you? It’s not even February! You should be ashamed. To help fuel that shame, here are seven reasons you will try to give yourself for skipping the gym. None of them are acceptable:
- It’s Wednesday.
- I’m already home.
- I didn’t change my underwear this morning and I probably should before I go to the gym, but that’s so much work.
- It’s already dark outside.
- I’ll just wait till it’s not so crowded…
- It’s the morning.
- There’s a “Jersey Shore” marathon*
*unacceptable because there’s always a “Jersey Shore” marathon