Sink or Swim: Gwyneth Paltrow At The SIHH Luxury Watch Fair Gala

Newly-minted Baume & Mercier ambassador Gwyneth Paltrow showed up to a “luxury watch fair gala” in Switzerland. I don’t know what goes on at “luxury watch fair galas” but I’m pretty certain there’s lots of corndogs and pony rides.

Anyway, here she is in a blush-pink tank dress with a ruffled hem. Points for her? Woman has a phenomenal figure and if I had Tracy Anderson kicking my ass 6-times-a-week in two-hour sessions, I’d probably wear super tight blush-pink tank dresses too. But I also think this look is pretty lame and boring.

Sidenote: it’s in no way Paltrow’s fault that the lighting sucks in this shot and totally harshes her out.

But. As for the dress, can’t she do better?

…Or at least entertainingly worse?

Sorry! This poll is now closed.

(via People)

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    • Ella

      She can add it to her virtual closet via:

    • Lindsay Cross

      Um, I kind of love it. I think it’s sweet and feminine. And it’s kind of fun to see Her Goopiness in something that I would actually wear.

    • lulu

      Pretty sure it’s an Alaia. He’s, like, a totally important designer.