Kate Middleton Is Getting Her Own Nail Polish

Butter London is releasing this nail polish titled “No More Waity, Katie.” I’m not sure “purple glitter” is the first thing I associate with Kate Middleton’s classic good taste, but I do associate… the looming threat of spinsterhood she lived with for so long? Goodness. I hope that in fifty years from now the first thing people associate with Kate Middleton is not “wow, she waited a long time for a proposal” so much as, I don’t know, “landmine victims.” Or, alternatively, “hats.” Either or.

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