• Tue, Jan 25 2011

Kate Middleton Is Getting Her Own Nail Polish

Butter London is releasing this nail polish titled “No More Waity, Katie.” I’m not sure “purple glitter” is the first thing I associate with Kate Middleton’s classic good taste, but I do associate… the looming threat of spinsterhood she lived with for so long? Goodness. I hope that in fifty years from now the first thing people associate with Kate Middleton is not “wow, she waited a long time for a proposal” so much as, I don’t know, “landmine victims.” Or, alternatively, “hats.” Either or.

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