The Mermaid Bed? Yes? No?

It’s as if you were the pearl this bed produced when… oh, covers being irritated, fleshy bits rubbing, oh, gross, oysters, oh, going to a gross place. I think it’s cute if you don’t think about it too much. Also, if you aren’t claustrophobic and and convinced the cover would clap down on you with a terrifying snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. – The Hairpin

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    • Lilit Marcus

      I can’t decide whether I’d rather sleep in this or Odysseus and Penelope’s tree-trunk bed.

      • L

        Oh God, the tree-trunk bed, totally. I always loved that.

      • Lilit Marcus

        L, do you know the Billy Bragg & Wilco song “Remember the Mountain Bed”? I don’t know if it draws any inspiration from the myth, but I decided it did.

    • Chelsea

      Where can I buy this???

    • UncleL

      this is a yes, yes, yes. i want this so badly.

    • Ms. Thang

      What tha?

    • aquamarine

      is this for sale?!?!?!?!?!?! is so how much is it?!? :D :D :D

    • Chelsea

      How much is it I want it

    • Kat

      Were can i buy this?! I want this so bad!!!

    • ash

      please let me know where i can buy this…i want it so badly and as soon as possible

    • Edwin Heinlein

      do you have more info??