• Fri, Jan 28 2011

The Mermaid Bed? Yes? No?

It’s as if you were the pearl this bed produced when… oh, covers being irritated, fleshy bits rubbing, oh, gross, oysters, oh, going to a gross place. I think it’s cute if you don’t think about it too much. Also, if you aren’t claustrophobic and and convinced the cover would clap down on you with a terrifying snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. – The Hairpin

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  • Lilit Marcus

    I can’t decide whether I’d rather sleep in this or Odysseus and Penelope’s tree-trunk bed.

    • L

      Oh God, the tree-trunk bed, totally. I always loved that.

    • Lilit Marcus

      L, do you know the Billy Bragg & Wilco song “Remember the Mountain Bed”? I don’t know if it draws any inspiration from the myth, but I decided it did.

  • Chelsea

    Where can I buy this???

  • UncleL

    this is a yes, yes, yes. i want this so badly.

  • Ms. Thang

    What tha?

  • aquamarine

    is this for sale?!?!?!?!?!?! is so how much is it?!? :D :D :D

  • Chelsea

    How much is it I want it

  • Kat

    Were can i buy this?! I want this so bad!!!

  • ash

    please let me know where i can buy this…i want it so badly and as soon as possible

  • Edwin Heinlein

    do you have more info??