Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Understand How the Naked Pictures Thing Works

Kim Kardashian has a sex tape and has been in Playboy, but apparently someone needs to teach her a couple of things about what happens when you let people take pictures of you naked. On an episode of her new show, Kourtney and Kim Take New York (note: I was rooting for a different spinoff, Kim and All Her K-Named Relatives Take a Break and Go Away), Kim cried about how she did a nude photoshoot for W magazine, who ended up using one of the nude photos for the cover. Since Kim’s “momager” Kris doesn’t seem to have gone over this with her, I’m going to step in.

Kim, you were naked. You let people take pictures of you while you were naked. You probably signed some paperwork saying you were okay with those naked pictures being taken. At this point in your “career,” you probably have enough clout to say things like “You are not allowed to use these naked photos without my permission or I will sue your face off” and get away with it. But you didn’t do that. So to act surprised – and even offended – that a magazine chose to use one of the naked photos you willingly posed for to sell issues of their magazine is stupid at best and disingenuous at worst. Here’s a hint: the next time you don’t want people publishing naked pictures of you, leave some damn clothes on.

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    • Marissa

      ha! so true…hopefully she’ll read this and commit to memory :).

    • Jessica Pauline Ogilvie

      SNAP. Good call. I saw a second of that episode and I was like, WHY is she crying about being naked? All she’s ever been famous for is being naked.

    • Haley

      She should be thankful that her nudity is so profitable.

    • Ashley Cardiff

      ughhhhhhhh …such. profound. hatred.

    • Daniel

      Are you really sure that stupid is better than disingenuous? People who are disingenuous can reform; stupid people never get better.

    • Steve

      I thought she was just promoting her photo spread in a dramatic fashion. She is an expert in self-promotion.

    • rab3

      Boing.

    • Nik

      At first, I completely agreed with most of these comments – read the contract, stupid! If you’re gonna take naked pics, expect them to show up as – naked pics!

      But now that I’ve seen the pictures, I have to say, she IS more naked than in Playboy! The pics in W show EVERYTHING! And if she was told that her “girly-bits” would be covered up, then they should have been.

      If you haven’t seen them, take a look. I swear, I was like WTF?!?!?! Ass and tits everywhere!

    • SY

      yeah but her butt is INSANE looking on that cover. my dad and i had to talk about it. the consensus was ew.

    • Hannah Beth

      I think the only reason she cried is because they weren’t flattering. I’m a bitch, I know.