This Is The Most High Fashion Table Ever

It’s a stiletto table, see? See how it looks like a shoe? Like a stiletto? I am in no way joking when I talk about how much I like this table, but then, sometimes when I buy expensive shoes I leave them out on my coffee table for weeks so I can stare at them and murmur “Art. Art. Art.” And then I recite Stanley Tucci’s whole speech from The Devil Wears Prada. What I’m saying is, if I had this table, that would seem totally sane. – The Hairpin.

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