• Thu, Feb 10 2011

Beauty Treatments Of The Damned: The Dog Food Diet

Showgirls may have taught us that dog food is more delicious than brown rice, but not many people come away from that wanting to eat it. Except for one man. According to Frankie Hollywood, the man claims:

“Anybody who’s choosing the new lifestyle, we have to suffer. There’s no other way around,” he said. “I think the dog food that I’m eating right now is more healthy than what I’ve done in a year.”

That’s true – but it seems like a whole lot of suffering. That said, the dog food is full of protein, and the man claims to have lost seven pounds in the first three days. He’ll be up on a billboard along with Nomi Malone any day now.

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  • Danielle

    LOL I used to know a guy back in the 80′s who ate dog biscuits, though he wasn’t trying to lose weight. He genuinely liked them.