• Fri, Feb 18 2011

Slut-Congratulations, Vanessas!

CONGRATULATIONS VANESSA! TO YOU AND YOUR 10.2 PARTNERS!

(10.2 – does this qualify you for slut-congratulating? Is this a thing we can start? Slut congratulating? Okay, 10.2 is the minimum for congratulations. I am sure this is true because a male contributor to Cosmo magazine once said that if you have had more than 10 partners, you should lie about it, because otherwise your boyfriend will imagine you blowing an entire fraternity. Which seemed oddly specific! So, slut congratulations to all the 10-plus women. As for the rest of you, don’t worry. You’ll get there. One day. God willing.)

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  • Karen

    Holy shit. No wonder my mother looked at me cross-eyed when I told her I was choosing “Vanessa” as my confirmation name. Looks like I unintentionally outed my sluttiness to Mom in 10th grade. Shazaam!

  • Maria

    I don’t think that the name got anything to do with our s** life, I didn’t saw my name on the list because i am very active if we are talking about s*x
    http://healthybeauty2.blogspot.com/p/fashion-and-glamour_24.html