• Fri, Feb 25 2011

Sexiest Quotes of the Week: An Expensive Hooker

“I love porn!…You know what I love about hotels? How discreet they are. They always give you that little thing at the bottom – ‘Your room will be charged the same as any other room, no titles will be used.’” — Cameron Diaz, on her love of porn

“The perfume smells like an expensive hooker.” — Lady Gaga, on her new fragrance

OPPOSITE OF SEXY OF THE WEEK: “Saying my prayers before bedtime…Thank you Lord for blessing me with a Man that has the perfect tush. Laying my hands upon it with peace :)” — Jessica Simpson, tweeting about going to bed with her fiance. Gross.

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