Poll: Should Teens Be Banned From Tanning?

Thanks to Snooki, we all know that President Obama and his evil administration are out to prevent us all from getting that healthy, orange glow for which the little Jersey Shore star is famous. Well, guess who’s joined the fight against our attempts to acquire a darker skin color through potentially deadly UVA rays tanning booths? The American Academy of Pediatrics! Curse them!

I guess, to be accurate, the AAP is only out to ban tanning for the 18 and under set. But I think you and I both know that it’s a slippery slope.

Anyway, what do you think?

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    • Katie

      Children should be allowed to tan, eat excessive amounts of saturated fats, and smoke cigarettes. THIS IS AMERICA.

      *facepalm*