• Wed, Mar 2 2011

When Porn Kills (Or, at Least, Harms)

Recently, we’ve championed the benefits of porn. We gave you a poll, told you about which lady-celebs like to watch, and even directed you towards Lady Porn Day.

But today, we bring some sad news. Bret Michaels, who was the childhood crush of at least one of us here at The Gloss, told Piers Morgan last night that when he had his brain hemorrhage, he was in the midst of viewing porn by the name of “Busty Cops: Protect And Serve!

Ladies, it’s a sad day when watching porn brings about harm, or is linked to harm in any way. Of course, the fact that he was watching it may have absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he had a hemorrhage, but we feel you should nevertheless be warned.

Michaels also offered this important morsel of wisdom. According to CNN, he told viewers:

“One of the things that may have made me survive, and I thank ‘Busty Cops’ for this, I do not want my legacy to be, my daughters woke up, their dad was watching a re run [sic] of really low quality porn…and that’s what their dad died from.”

In other words, if you’re watching porn and suffer a life-threatening medical event, try even harder then you normally would to hang on.

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  • Kirsten

    Leave it to you to put some kind of spin on it. Brett Michaels was dismayed at the thought his legacy would be daddy died while watching porn. Not just low quality porn. He has sworn off watching it– as has George Lopez…….