• Mon, Mar 14 2011

Let’s Take A Moment To Discuss This Cosmo Tip

In the latest issue of Cosmopolitan there’s an article on “50 Ways To Seduce Him In Seconds.” Now, you might wonder, is one of the tips “tell him you’re not wearing any underwear?” Answer: that is always one of the tips. But there is another very special one! Namely:

“You know those treats you used to find at the bottom of a cereal box? One morning I hid the new vibrator I’d just gotten in my guy’s cereal for him to discover.”

Okay, a few questions

1. That worked?

2. Really? Are you sure he wasn’t just being polite?

3. A) The cereal box or B) a bowl of cereal?

4. If A then how? You opened a  box of cereal and resealed it?

5. If B then doesn’t the milk really screw it up?

6. Wouldn’t it be easier just to tell him you’re not wearing any underwear?

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  • Ashley Cardiff

    This may actually be the most insane Cosmo tip I have ever seen.

  • Emma

    If your partner eats cereal that would have a toy hidden at the bottom, you might be a pedophile.

  • Rosie

    But wait wait wait! This is from the people who suggested using a scrunchie as a cock ring. I still can’t stop picturing an erect penis encircled by a day-glo pink neon poufy scrunchie, circa the ones we all coveted in the late 80′s-early 90′s. Paging Robin Sparkles!

  • Jazmine

    I don’t think this would seduce him, but it might scare him.

  • Danielle

    um more like…why was there a vibrator in a box of cereal anyways?

  • marissa

    @rosie, you get two points just for the himym reference. robin sparkles rocks :).

  • Shae

    One can only hope that at some point, the contraption was cleaned. Because, well – sugary cereal = yeast infection much? Uck.

  • Mary Beth

    Gross! Sorry, a bit unnecessary. Cosmo is so strange.

  • Ted

    Wouldn’t a better place to hide that particular toy surprise be in a box of Tuna Helper?

  • Gutiesc

    In unrelated news, a loving family of four sues Kelloggs for placing sexual paraphanalia in a box of Coco Puffs.