In the latest issue of Cosmopolitan there’s an article on “50 Ways To Seduce Him In Seconds.” Now, you might wonder, is one of the tips “tell him you’re not wearing any underwear?” Answer: that is always one of the tips. But there is another very special one! Namely:
“You know those treats you used to find at the bottom of a cereal box? One morning I hid the new vibrator I’d just gotten in my guy’s cereal for him to discover.”
Okay, a few questions
1. That worked?
2. Really? Are you sure he wasn’t just being polite?
3. A) The cereal box or B) a bowl of cereal?
4. If A then how? You opened a box of cereal and resealed it?
5. If B then doesn’t the milk really screw it up?
6. Wouldn’t it be easier just to tell him you’re not wearing any underwear?